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详阅英语笑话英语单词速记:狗也知道这谚语吗?http://www.mindxp.net/post/106.html

  以下这个笑话我在信诚公司的晨会上讲过。7月份和Ekke的模型飞机俱乐部成员去奥地利度假的时候也讲过。得到的结果可是大相径庭。

  好了现在开讲, 为了让英语马马虎虎的TX也看得懂, 我在一些比较难的单词后面写上中文意思。   
 

A man wanted to get married..!

  He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates(候选人). He gives each woman a present(礼物) of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.....

  The first does a total make over(全新的改造). She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done.. new make up and buys several new outfits(外套) and dresses up very nicely for the man..

  She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive(迷人的) for him because she loves him so much.....

  The man was impressed(印象深刻的).....

  The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.. She gets him a new set of golf clubs. some new gizmos(小装置) for his computer and some expensive clothes.

  As she presents these gifts.. she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.....

  Again.. the man is impressed.....

  The third invests the money in the stock market(股市).. She earns several times(几倍) the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder(余下的) in a joint account(联名帐户)..

  She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.....

  Obviously(显然).. the man was impressed.....

  The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her..

  Then.. he married the one with the biggest boobs..!

  Men are like that.. U know....!

  好了, 故事讲完了。在公布答案的时候, 我买了关子, 问男士们, 如果是你, 你选哪个?中国的男士们大多选第3个---那个会理财的精明女人,其中也有的中国男士选2的----那个体贴关爱的女人。几乎没有中国男士选第一虚荣爱美的女人。

  我和德国男士讲这个故事的时候, 答案居然是选第一个的居多。他们说:老婆漂亮我有面子哦。也有少数选第3的。但没有选第2个的。

  当然知道正确答案后大家都大笑, 说大波的人更可能来自第一个,因为她可以整容嘛。

  亲爱的, 你看了这个故事, 你选谁做老婆呢? 呵呵!最后:光网记忆祝大家:无巧不成书,有巧有成功!我们下回见!当然我们也可群见,单词速记群:252305489(验证码398),welcome!

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