我们要做一个nice的人
更要做一个“耐撕”的人
在我们不爽的时候
可以用以下这六句话
微笑着说出来
拐弯抹角地损一下对方
等对方反应过来
已经太迟了哈哈哈哈
1. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.
如果你用一分钱买他的想法,你还能拿到找零的。
(这是得有多不值钱...)
2. A room temperature IQ.
智商简直和室温一样高。
(最高也就40?有时候还是负的?)
3. He has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
他有两个大脑,一个丢了,另一个去找去了。
(这两个大脑分工简直完美!)
4. She found some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.
人家畅饮智慧之泉,她却只是拿来漱了漱口。
(知足吧,起码舌尖曾经拥有过...)
5. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
她给自己设定的标准实在太低了,但每次还是达不到。
(要不要这么损,也真是没sei了)
6. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
如果他再笨点儿,就要一周给他浇两次水了。
(已经不是人类了,已经是植物了...)
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