Marketing Concepts

> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
> rich. Marry me!"
> - That's Direct Marketing.
>
> You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
> of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very
> rich. Marry him."
> - That's Advertising.
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
> telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
> Marry me."
> - That's Telemarketing.
>
> You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
> your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
> the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
> then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
> - That's Public Relations.
>
> You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
> "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
> - That's Brand Recognition.
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
> rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
> - That's Customer Feedback.
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
> rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
> - That's demand and supply gap.
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
> anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry
> me?" and she goes with him.
> - That's competition eating into your market share.
>
> You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
> "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
> - That's restriction for entering new markets.