笑尿了！我注意你已经很久了

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-01-

情人节时。

女：亲爱的！我喜欢大大的玩偶！

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七夕时。

女：亲爱的！我喜欢法国香水！

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生日时。

女：亲爱的！钻石代表永恒！

圣诞节时。

女：亲爱的！我。。。

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男：等一下，宝贝！你有没有喜欢便宜的东西？

女：有啊！我最喜欢你了！

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-02-

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一头猪对另一头猪说：“别人都说我们是猪，咱们还是分手吧！”

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-03-

七夕，牛郎织女幽会。男：织女妹妹，哥哥想死你了，来，亲一个！女：哎呀，人家好害羞的，让流氓看见多不好。男：不怕，不怕，流氓都在看短信呢！

-04-

阿明暗恋一位女同学，决定先匿名写信给她。

朋友问：“那她反应如何？”

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阿明：“很激动！”

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朋友：“那很好嘛！！！那然后呢？？？？”

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阿明：“然后她就报警了。”

原来他的匿名信是用报纸上剪下的大小不等的铅字拼凑而成的，上写：“我注意你已经很久了。”