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a layer was playing golf when he got hit by a ball. when the player came over looking for the ball, t he lawyer said,"i am a lawyer, and this will cost you 5,000"
"i am sorry, but i did say'fore'", said the golfer
"i will take it" said the lawyer
2
"read all about it"yelled the newsboy, hawking his paper on the corner,"fifty people swindled,fifty people swindled"
curious, a businessman bought a paper."hey, there is nothing about 50 people being swindled" asked the man
"read all about it, fifty-onw people swindled"
一
一律师在打高尔夫时被球击中了。击球者过来找球时，律师说：“我是一名律师，你将为此付出五千块的代价。”
“我很抱歉，”击球者说，“但我的确（did）说‘fore（让开）’了”
“那好吧，既然你坚持（did），四千（four）也行。”律师说。
注：翻译得不好，要是有高手能想出更好的翻法，不胜感激！！！
二
“看报，看报，50人被骗啦，50人被骗啦”报童边喊着便挥舞着手中的报纸
一个商人听到了很好奇，于是买了一份报纸。
“嗨，”商人说“报纸上根本没有有关50人被骗的新闻”
“看报，看报”报童继续吼着“51人被骗啦，51人被骗啦”
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