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夫妻笑话：请朋友晚餐

 

Friend For Dinner
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚餐。”
"What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
“什么？...你疯了？房里这么乱，我还没去买东西，所有的碗碟都是脏的，这餐饭能做好吗！”
"I know all that."
“这些我都知道。”
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
“那你为什么还要请朋友吃饭？”
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
“因为那小子在考虑要结婚呢。”