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夫妻笑话：那部电影

 

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails but if kidney fails, liver manages to live with other kidney!!
丈夫与妻子如同肝和肾。丈夫是肝，妻子是肾。肝如果坏了，肾出就会衰竭。如果肾衰竭了，那么肝就只得和其他的肾在一起生活了！！

Husband & wife Joke
Husband: I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie!
丈夫：我看见一个不认识的男人正和我的妻子去看电影！

Friend : Didn't you follow them?
朋友：那你还不赶快追上他们？

Husband : No my friend, I have already seen that movie ...
丈夫：不，朋友，那部电影我已经看过了...