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夫妻笑话：得到的服务和从前一样

 

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, "When we were first married,

一位丈夫在造访一位婚姻顾问时说：“我们刚结婚时，

I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my

从办公室回来，我的妻子就会帮我把拖鞋拿好，
slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years
可爱的小狗会跑过来乱跑乱叫。现在，十年过去了，
it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my
一切都变了。我一回来，小狗会帮我把拖鞋拿好，我的妻子
wife runs around barking."
会跑过来乱喊乱叫。”

"Why complain?" said the counsellor. "You're still getting the same service!"

“这有什么好抱怨的”这位婚姻顾问说“你得到的服务，还不是和从前一样的吗！”