学会英式幽默的高冷，你也可以是王尔德

壹

One should love animals. 

They are so tasty.

每个人都应该爱护动物，因为它们很好吃。

贰

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，

但不要被ta的老公/老婆知道。

叁

Behind every successful man, 

there is a woman.

 And behind every unsuccessful man, 

there are two.

每个成功的男人背后都有一个女人，

每个不成功的男人背后，有两个。

肆

The wise never marry,

 and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明的人都未婚，

结了婚的很难再聪明起来。

伍

Never put off the work till 

tomorrow which you can put off today.

不要等明天交不

上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

陆

If you’re going through Hell, keep going.

如果你身陷地狱，那就继续前行。

柒

Success is going from failure 

to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

成功就是从失败走向失败而不失去热情。

捌

You have enemies? Good. 

That means you've stood up

 for something, sometime in your life.

你有敌人？很好。那意味着在你一生中的

某个时刻，你曾经站出来维护过某样东西。

玖

Courage is what it takes 

to stand up and speak; 

courage is also what it

 takes to sit down and listen.

勇气意味着站起来说话，

勇气也意味着坐下来倾听。

拾

A pessimist sees the difficulty

 in every opportunity; 

an optimist sees the opportunity

 in every difficulty.

悲观主义者在每一个机会中看到困难，

乐观主义者在每一个困难中看到机会。