我把我整个灵魂都给了你
连同它的怪癖,耍小脾气,忽明忽暗
一千八百种坏毛病
▌I love you in a way that's nauseating to others.
我爱你爱得别人都觉得恶心。
▌I would hold in my farts for you.
为了你,放屁我也忍着。
▌I love you enough to never cook for you.
我爱你爱到从不敢让你试试我的厨艺。
▌My feelings for you are as enduring and filthy as parking lot snow.
我对你的爱就像停车场的雪,久久不化又肮脏。
▌I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you.
我不敢相信我是多么不嫌弃你。
▌I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
我太爱你了,甚至都会给你打电话。
▌You're the one I want to spend the rest of my life rehashing the same unresolved argument with.
你就是那个我想用余生一直吵个没完没了的人。
▌We'd be a normal couple if it weren't for you.
要不是因为你,我们会是对正常眷侣。
▌I wanna do boring things with you.
我想和你一起做各种无聊的事情。
▌I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.
我希望我俩互相捉弄、永不厌倦。
▌I want to spend all of my nonexistent free time with you.
我有时间就要和你在一起,没有时间也要有。
▌You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
你让我比看着闹钟还有两个小时能睡时更快乐。
▌Your face, I like that shit.
你的脸,我真是爱屎了。
▌I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.
欠你的情债,我想要用余生来还清。
▌I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart.
我想和你一起慢慢变老,直到我们难辨雌雄。
▌Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.
与你在一起就像中了彩票,但没有钱。
▌I love you enough to pretend I love you all the time.
我对你的爱足以让我假装一辈子爱你。
▌I love you so much that I would tell you if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.
我实在是太爱你了,如果我把你牙刷扔马桶里了,我会告诉你的。
▌Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.Then I remember, oh, I put up with you.So we're even.
有时我好奇你怎么能忍受我的,然后我想起来我也在忍你。所以我们扯平了。
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