火遍国外的毒舌小漫画，哪一张戳中了你？

在网上看到曾经火遍国外的毒舌小漫画，往下看，哪一张戳中了你？

1

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.

蠢也没那么可怕，毕竟水母没有脑子，也活了6.5亿年。

2

Cleaning is just putting stuff is less obvious places.

大扫除就是把东西藏在不那么显眼的地方。

3

Why is it called 'beauty sleep' when you wake up like a troll?

大家都说睡美容觉，为毛我每次醒来像个魔鬼。

4

Why can't mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood?

蚊子吸的是脂肪那该多好？

5

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

人的大脑真的很神奇，从你出生全天24小时运转，365天不停歇，直到你爱上一个人。

6

I need an undo button for my mouth.

我的嘴巴需要一个撤回键。

7

All my plans for the future start with 'When I get rich' .

关于未来我的计划很多，但是要等到我有钱以后。

8

It is impossible to lose weight just be eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.

听说吃素就能减肥？ 别搞笑了好么， 牛一辈子都吃草。

9

You're not fat. You're just ... easier to see.

你不是胖，只是有点醒目而已。