在网上看到曾经火遍国外的毒舌小漫画,往下看,哪一张戳中了你?
1
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
蠢也没那么可怕,毕竟水母没有脑子,也活了6.5亿年。
2
Cleaning is just putting stuff is less obvious places.
大扫除就是把东西藏在不那么显眼的地方。
3
Why is it called 'beauty sleep' when you wake up like a troll?
大家都说睡美容觉,为毛我每次醒来像个魔鬼。
4
Why can't mosquitoes suck fat instead of blood?
蚊子吸的是脂肪那该多好?
5
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.
人的大脑真的很神奇,从你出生全天24小时运转,365天不停歇,直到你爱上一个人。
6
I need an undo button for my mouth.
我的嘴巴需要一个撤回键。
7
All my plans for the future start with 'When I get rich' .
关于未来我的计划很多,但是要等到我有钱以后。
8
It is impossible to lose weight just be eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.
听说吃素就能减肥? 别搞笑了好么, 牛一辈子都吃草。
9
You're not fat. You're just ... easier to see.
你不是胖,只是有点醒目而已。
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