老公不在家，过来呀

 

 

 

                                          我老公不在家，过来呀！                          

 当了一年的官才捞到这么 一点 ，可惜呀！

当了二年的官才有这么 一点成绩 ，继续努力！                                                                                                       

                                                  时速180 。          

                                                                                  斗得过我吗？

                                                                                                                           

                                                                                             百发百中                  

                                                                                                                                           

                                                 穷呀…穷…穷到就剩下这些东西了！

                                                你这小布什，无情无义，还记得我吗？      

                                                                  小子，看我怎样收拾你！

                                                                       

                                                吃它二口，不吃白不吃？  

                                                                                  什么味道呀？吃了白吃！

                         

                                                                                 想分手，没那么容易？

       

                                                                                              

 

                                                                                                        无题

                        

                                                                    别…别…街上人多，求求你了！

                                                                                               

                                                                                                  哥们，来！

 

                                                                                                       默哀……！

                                                                                

                                                                                           用力踩一下，可以吗？

                    

                                                    听说萨达姆的妹妹在征婚……                   

                                                   最新隆胸技术，已申请国家发明专利！

    

                                                                                           枪杆子里面出政权

  

                                                                                           外面的世界好精采啊

                                                                                宝贝，包包好吃吗？

  

                                                                                                            爱情啊！爱情！

                                                                                                       友谊第一，比赛第二。

                                                                                             认真学习代表三个

                                                                           

                 国家最新发明专利产品，目前还没有市场。

                                                                        快打110呀，包包发生地震了！

                           大家看呀！ 这是我的女朋女！

                                                                            对不起，不是有意的！

                                                                                     味道好极了！

 

                                                                                                  靓女？何苦呢？       

                       

                                                                   什么叫做共赢？赢？                                    

                                                                                

                     包了二奶还要包三奶？看你还敢不敢？

                                                                                             

                                                                                              谁怕谁呀？

                                                                  手机新功能的用途。                         

                                                                                                   

                                                                                             日子难过啊！

 

                                                                                       …… 好大呀！

                                              

                                               问答题：柱子是方的还是圆的？

 

                                

                                                                           你… 你…这王八蛋？

                                   举起手来，不许动！

 

                                                                  摄影技术                                                                       

 

                                                                                  你妈妈怎么还没有回来呀？

 

                                                                                          摄影技术                                             

 

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