A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(门廊).
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,' she says. 'What's your secret for a long, happy life?'
“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那位女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”
'I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.'
“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。”
'Wow, that's amazing,' says the woman. 'How old are you?'
“哦,真神奇。你高寿?”那位女士说道。
'Twenty-six.'
“二十六。”
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