腾讯看点

一、今天一个男人逼迫我脱衣服,他眼神里带着一丝坚决，我看着他不敢说话,他一个箭步走上来趴在我耳边说:你也配，穿三级甲。

Today, a man forced me to take off my clothes. There was a trace of determination in his eyes. I watched him dare not speak. He stepped up and leaned in my ear and said: you deserve to wear triple a.

二、你可千万别惹我,你是不知道,惹到我的话,我一个电话过去,你的电话就响了。

Don't mess with me. You don't know. If you provoke me, I will call you and your phone will ring.

三、生活就像发朋友圈,无须强求，上帝自然会安排好看的人给你点赞。

Life is like a circle of friends. You don't need to be forced. God will arrange good-looking people to like you.

四、为什么不找我聊天，我专门为你学的打字。

Why don't you talk to me? I learned typing for you.

五、我不敢和你连麦,我怕你听见我家点钞机的声音,更怕你听到我家保姆喊我公主。

I don't dare to connect with you. I'm afraid that you will hear the sound of my cash counter, and even more afraid that you will hear my nanny calling me princess.

六、今天淋雨了,真担心,我怕我会可爱到发芽。

I'm afraid I'll be cute to sprout.

七、眼睛浸润了我的身体，农民伯伯把我提到市场去卖，路过的大爷大妈都纷纷夸赞:好菜啊 真的好菜啊。

My eyes infiltrated my body. The farmer's uncle took me to the market to sell, and the passers-by praised me one after another: good food, really good food.

八、我今天好想你，所以我偷偷骂了你一下，希望你能打喷嚏，可是我怕你体会不到我多想你，于是我口吐芬芳。

I miss you so much today, so I secretly scold you, hope you can sneeze, but I'm afraid you can't realize how much I miss you, so I spit fragrance.