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1. "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
2.I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
3.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
4.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
5. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was to take a day off.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
我第一天在银行上班就失业了。一个女人要我查看一下她的余额(平衡),所以我过去把她推倒了。
你听说那个左边全被切了人了吗?他现在没事了(他现在只剩下右边了)。
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