千万别混日子，小心日子把你给混了。
Don't fool around. Be careful that the days confuse you.
别问我是哪路人，孤家寡人。
Don't ask me who I am. I'm alone.
一看见别人挣钱就眼红，但自己又没本事，所以只好改变方向，闭上眼睛不看。
I was jealous when I saw others making money, but I didn't have the ability, so I had to change direction and close my eyes.
听说人丑就要多读书，难怪我妈从小就说我不是读书料。
It's said that people who are ugly should read more. No wonder my mother said that I'm not reading material since I was a child.
当你觉得自己一无所有的时候，千万不要伤心，你还可以好好的想想，你其实并不是一无所有，至少你还有病啊！
When you think you have nothing, don't be sad. You can also think about it. In fact, you don't have nothing. At least you're sick!
洗头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英
I feel like a dandelion when I have hair
我喜欢的东西太贵了，我一咬牙，狠下心决定不喜欢了。
What I like is too expensive. As soon as I bite my teeth, I decide not to like it.
每次在街上看见很瘦的人，我都想分些肉给她，因为我有一颗善良的心。
Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.
小孩子才做选择，我们大人都是做牛做马，做不完的活儿。
Children make choices. We adults do endless work.
我这个人特别的内向，所以每次跟别人去吃饭的时候，我都是不好意思去跟别人抢着结账的。
I'm very introverted, so every time I go to dinner with others, I'm embarrassed to rush to check out with others.
我觉得我就是小时候兴趣班上多了，所以长大了才没有兴趣上班。
I think I was more interested in the class when I was a child, so I was not interested in going to work when I grew up.
人生很难，但要保持微笑，因为后面更难。
Life is hard, but keep smiling, because it's harder behind.
现在的我，除了水土不服，我谁都服
Now I, in addition to acclimatization, I am convinced by everyone
俺最喜欢上班了，这种低人一等，累死累活又挣不到钱的感觉，真是太让人着迷了。
I like working best. This feeling of being inferior, tired and unable to earn money is really fascinating.
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