【转贴】a ring(joke) funny
(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?"
>>"No Daddy, she‘s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
>>Frank,"
>>After a brief pause Daddy says,
>>"But you haven‘t got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
>>"Oh Yes I do, and he‘s upstairs in the bedroom with
>>Mummy, right now!"
>>"Uh Okay then......here‘s what I want you do. Put
>>down the phone, run
>>upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
>>Mommy and Uncle Frank
>>that Daddy‘s car just pulled up outside the house."
>>"Okay Daddy!"
>>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
>>phone.
>>Well I did what you said, Daddy."
>>"And what happened?" he asks.
>>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
>>no clothes on and ran
>>around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and
>>went flying out the
>>front window and now she‘s all dead."
>>"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
>>"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he
>>was all scared and he
>>jumped out the back window into the swimming
>>pool..... but he must have
>>forgot that last week you took out all the water to
>>clean it, so he hit the
>>bottom of the swimming pool and now he‘s all real
>>dead too."
>>*** long pause ***
>>Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool????
>>Is this 555-7039?
>>"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.
>>"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"
>>Thank You.
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