【转贴】a ring(joke) funny

(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?"

>>"No Daddy, she‘s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle

>>Frank,"

>>After a brief pause Daddy says,

>>"But you haven‘t got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

>>"Oh Yes I do, and he‘s upstairs in the bedroom with

>>Mummy, right now!"

>>"Uh Okay then......here‘s what I want you do. Put

>>down the phone, run

>>upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to

>>Mommy and Uncle Frank

>>that Daddy‘s car just pulled up outside the house."

>>"Okay Daddy!"

>>A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the

>>phone.

>>Well I did what you said, Daddy."

>>"And what happened?" he asks.

>>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with

>>no clothes on and ran

>>around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and

>>went flying out the

>>front window and now she‘s all dead."

>>"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

>>"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he

>>was all scared and he

>>jumped out the back window into the swimming

>>pool..... but he must have

>>forgot that last week you took out all the water to

>>clean it, so he hit the

>>bottom of the swimming pool and now he‘s all real

>>dead too."

>>*** long pause ***

>>Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool????

>>Is this 555-7039?

>>"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.

>>"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"

>>Thank You.