三千年后我们的爆笑生活—来自沪江英语的博客

 

Auto shavers of the year 3000 will keep Dad smooth and clean without messy creams and foams.


到了3000年，自动刮胡刀不需要乱七八糟的乳液和泡沫也能让爸爸保持好的仪表。

By the year 3000, your clothes will automatically change themselves to stay in fashion.

到了3000年，你身上的衣服会根据时尚潮流自动更换。

By the year 3000, getting a tan will only take a few seconds.

到了3000年，只要几秒钟就可以把皮肤变成古铜色。

By the year 3000, you won't carry a backpack. It will carry you.

到了3000年， 不是你背书包而是书包背你！

By the year 3000, special devices will automatically take care of your runny nose when you're sick.

到了3000年，当你生病的时候，特殊的设备会帮你自动擦鼻子。

By the year 3000, cosmetics will be much easier to apply.

到了3000年，化妆会变得简单得多。

In the future, you'll save time by having a robot make you exercise while you sleep.

未来，运动也会变得省事。你睡觉的时候机器帮你锻炼就好了。

The helicopter cap of the year 3000 will get you around faster and easier than your bike.

戴上3000年的飞行帽后，想要到处走走可比骑车快多了，也方便多了（沪江小编：机器猫的竹蜻蜓！？）

By the year 3000, pro athletes will make so much money, they'll just hire people to play for them.

到了3000年，职业球员赚的钱多到只要雇人替他们打球就好。

By the year 3000, your computer will punish you if you type something nasty.

到了3000年，如果你敢敲脏话的话，电脑就会惩罚你。

The four-legged jeans of the year 3000 will make sure you have a place to sit everywhere you go.

穿上3000年四条腿的牛仔裤，去哪都不怕没地方坐了。

To save on gas, schools of the year 3000 will replace all their bus drivers with circus perfomers.

为了节约能源，到了3000年，所有的校车司机都会换成独轮杂技演员。

By the year 3000, cars will always have to stop for stop signs.

到了3000年，在停车标志面前，汽车不停也得停。

Someday, you'll be able to change just a single actor in a show without changing the show itself.

将来有一天，调台时你也可以不换节目而只是换节目里的某个演员。（沪江小编：然后电影制作单位会根据演员们的“点击率”来决定他的价码吗？听起来不错！）

The doctors of the future will also be magicians, so they'll able to check your bones without x-rays.

未来的医生都是魔术师，他们不用x光也可以检查你的骨骼有没有问题。