① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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