搞笑中式英语 

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿      

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？     

3．you don’t birdme,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你     

4．you have seed ，I willgive you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看 5．Governmentabuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁     

6．At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的     

7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！      

8．Chop the strange fish 生鱼块    

9．watch sister 表妹      

10．take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡   

11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足      

12．Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着     

13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14．colour wolf 色狼     

15．dry goods 干货  

16．want money no;  want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条     

17．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海   

18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。     

19．let the horse come on 放马过来 

20．I give you face you don’t wannaface 给你脸你不要脸

21．red face know me  红颜知己

22．seven up eight down 七上八下 

23．no three no four 不三不四 

24．do morning *** 做早操；doclass between *** 做课间操

25．you try try see！你试试看！  

26．love who who 爱谁谁 

27．look through autumn water 望穿秋水

28．go you mother's 去你妈  

29．May I borrow your light？ 借光 

30．Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝 

31．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞 

32．morning three night four 朝三暮四

33．king eight eggs  王八蛋 

34．no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一

35．go and look 走着瞧  

36．poor light egg 穷光蛋

37．ice snow clever 冰雪聪明 

38．first see you，i shitlove you 第一次见你，我便爱上了你