1、因为个人原因，今年夏天本人依旧保持肥胖。
For personal reasons, I am still fat this summer.
2、被晒黑是对夏天的尊重，那我真的是太尊重夏天了。
Being suntanned is a respect for summer, so I really respect summer.
3、你永远叫不醒一个装睡的人，不过可以关了空调试试。
You'll never wake a sleeper, but try turning off the air conditioner.
4、夏天这么长，一定要找个会挑西瓜的在一起。
Summer is so long, we must find someone who can choose watermelon together.
5、太热了，抽一名幸运网友为我扛下所有。
It's too hot. I'd like to draw a lucky netizen to carry all the burden for me.
6、夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝。
Summer is not good. I can't drink the northwest wind when I'm poor.
7、忍一时越想越亏，退一步越想越气。
Bear for a while more think more lose, step back more think more gas.
8、终于结束了半年的单身生活，可以开始下半年的了。
Finally, I have finished my single life for half a year, and I can start the second half of the year.
9、今生最大的遗憾，就是不能亲吻自己可爱的脸。
The biggest regret of my life is that I can't kiss my lovely face.
10、别傻了，在这个炎炎夏日，只有蚊子对你不离不弃。
Don't be silly. In this hot summer, only mosquitoes will never leave you.
11、其实，我以前个子挺高的，只不过后来经常洗澡，就缩水了。
In fact, I used to be quite tall, but later I often bathed, and it shrank.
12、夏天不端奶茶杯，孤苦一生没人追。
Summer does not carry milk tea cup, lonely life no one to pursue.
13、我怀疑丘比特是不是拿着我的箭去烤肉了。
I wonder if Cupid took my arrow to the barbecue.
14、到今天我才明白“哪凉快哪待着去”真不是一句骂人的话。
Today, I understand that 'where to stay cool' is not a curse.
15、这年头秀恩爱已经不可耻了，最可耻的就是秀空调。
It's not shameful to show love these days. The most shameful thing is show air conditioner.
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