1、
A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:
"Is this your date with the young man for the first time？"
"Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question？"
一个小伙子问前来赴约的女孩：
“你是第一次和男孩子约会吗？”
“那当然了。咦，怎么你们男孩子都爱问这个问题呀？”
2、
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother？" asked the mother in the kitcher
"He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum" replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finishthat."
"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"
"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"
"他已经吃完自己的了么?"
"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"
3、
A physics Examination, Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls？Nick 's answer: Because our eyes are before ears
一次物理考试，在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：因为眼晴在前，耳朵在后
4、
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup？
Um looks to me to be backstroke, sir
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？
看起来象是在仰泳，先生
5、
Teacher："John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring John:What do you think it is, sir？
Teacher："I don't think I KNOW！
John："i don't think i know either sirl
老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是什么？
约翰：“你想它是什么呢”？
老师：“我不用想，我知道！”。
约翰：“我想我不知道”。
6、
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, only the nest." replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her.
"Well, teacher, it just resembles your hair. "
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
7、
One night just before Valentine's Day, a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean？"
"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted beautifully wrapped pack Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
情人节前一天，一个女人做了个项链的梦。
当她醒来，她和她丈夫说：“我刚梦到你情人节给了我一根珍珠项链。你说那是什么含义呢？
到情人节那天你就会知道了。”他笑着说。
情人节那天，男人给了他老婆一个礼她很兴奋地打开，看到的却是一本书，书名是《梦的解析》
8、
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You're a good boy”said the mother proudly. ”Here are tow cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
以上内容来自《英语思维》（石海浪著）课堂学习笔记
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