was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
当地球上的人都死后等着进天堂时，上帝出现了，说：“男人排两队，一队是家里的真正主人，一队是在家听老婆的。所有的女人都去到圣-皮得那里去报到。”
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
女人很快离开了，剩下的男人排成两队。听老婆话的那对排了一百多里，而另一队只有一个人。
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
上帝对那一长队说：“你们这些男人该为自己感到害臊，我创制了你们是让你们当家做主的，你们却听老婆的，真让我失望。你们之中只有一个听了我的话了，听听他咋说吧”
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
上帝转过脸问那个男人：“你咋站到这队了？”
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here.
"那人胆怯地回答：“是我老婆让我站在这里的”。
