没那么糟，我很好！

我九岁的孙女用她爸爸网上淘的百年英文打字机写了一篇英文作文：

FUNNY FUNNY VERY FUNNY DOG STIRIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUDN ENYWHERE

Dog stit. story number l

One fine day at night,my dad huged my dog in his arms likeka baby. My dad, who isV VERY bad at singing,sang my dog a song oh why,dose your paws stinkg oh why, do you drool? 0h why,do you dig out my flowers? 0h why dont you go to sehool?

and after my ad sang that song, my dog put one of his paws to my dads faceand gentily pus it away and saiddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

And to me I thought he was saying why did you sing that to me?In not that bad,am IZAnd h

我用有道翻译扫描功能做了翻译，然后稍作划段以便阅读理解。译文是：

有趣的有趣的非常有趣的狗故事，会让你笑出声来 。

狗stit的故事一。

在一个晴朗的夜晚，爸爸把我的狗像抱婴儿一样抱在怀里。我爸爸，他很不擅长唱歌，给我的狗唱了一首歌：

哦，为什么，你的爪子臭吗？哦，为什么，你流口水吗? 为什么，你挖出了我的花? 你为什么不去学校?

在我的广告唱完那首歌后，我的狗把它的一只爪子放在我爸爸的脸上，轻轻地把它的爪子吸干说:

drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre。

对我来说，我以为它在说，你为什么要唱给我听? 没那么糟，我很好。

仔细看这篇小作文，小朋友观察仔细，表述清晰，条理分明，情感丰富，语言幽默风趣，似乎有一些《汤姆历险记》的风格？我从来没有夸过孩子，因为我觉得孩子还小，还不到夸的时候。这一次，忍不住小小地夸一下。