If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb..
(Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(Honey, I’m home. What the. ..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes… Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
如果你连续大喊8年7个月6天，产生的声能可以加热一杯咖啡。
（很难说物有所值。）
如果你不停地放6年9个月的屁，排出的气体足以制造一颗原子弹。
（这还差不多！）
人类心脏产生的压力足够把血泵出体外30英尺。
（老，天，爷！）
猪的性高潮可以持续30分钟。
（下辈子，我要做猪。）
蟑螂没有脑袋可以活9天，最后是饿死的。（恐怖。）
（我还在想猪呢。）
拿头撞墙可以每小时消耗150卡路里。
（不要在家尝试，工作时可以试试。）
公螳螂脑袋连着身体时无法交尾。雌螳螂把雄螳螂的头扯掉是为了过性生活。
（亲爱的，我回来啦。这他……？！）
跳蚤可以跳出它身长350倍的距离那么远。如果是人的话可以跳过一个足球场的距离。
（30分钟……猪也太走运了！你能想象吗？）
鲶鱼有超过27000个味蕾。
（池塘底子上什么东西那么有味儿啊？）
有些狮子一天可以交配50次以上。
（来世我还是想当猪。质量比数量重要。）
蝴蝶用脚尝味儿。
（我可真感兴趣。）
人体最强壮的肌肉是舌头。
（嗯……）
右捺子平均比左撇子长寿9岁。
（如果你左右开弓的话，是不是应该取平均寿命啊？）
大象是唯一不会跳的动物。
（好吧，其实这是件好事。）
猫尿会在黑光灯下发亮。
（我想知道谁拿了经费之后在研究这事儿啊？）
鸵鸟的眼睛比脑子大。
（我认识几个这样的人。）
海星没有大脑。
（这样的人我也认识几个。）
北极熊都是左撇子。
（它们要是换手的话，可以多活很久。）
只有人和海豚会为了快感做爱。
（那猪呢？）
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