教堂执事的临终遗言（双语）

教堂执事的临终遗言

陈荣生   译

（图片欣赏——杨争庆摄/湛江）

一位教堂执事住院了，他的一位好朋友，即一位牧师去探望他。

牧师看到各种医疗仪器接在教堂执事身上。他在病床边跪下。

教堂执事示意床头柜上的纸和笔。牧师将纸和笔递给他的朋友，教堂执事就开始写了起来。突然，教堂执事死了。

在他的葬礼上，那位牧师主持了仪式。他说：“他去世的时候我在他身边，事实上，他的临终想法就在我的外套口袋里。”

牧师掏出那张纸条，大声读道：“请你，站起来。你跪在我的输氧管上了。”

（作者佚名，译自美国《读者文摘》）

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The Deacon's Last Words

A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.

The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed.

The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon begins to write. Suddenly, the deacon dies.

At his funeral, the preacher delivers the service. He says, "I was with him when he died, and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here."

The preacher pulls out the paper and reads, "Please, get up. You're kneeling on my oxygen hose."