以恶报德
陈荣生 译
（鸳湖画派杨争庆画作）
一个男子到乡下观光，看到一个农民领着一头三条腿的猪。他问农民发生了什么事情。
“嗯，有一次，这里有一场雷暴。闪电击中了我的房屋，引起了火灾。这头猪跑到下面的湖里，打水来救火，把我们一家人救了出来，”农民解释说。
“哇！它就是这样失去一条腿的，是吗？”
“不是的，先生。有一天早上，一群灰熊闻到了我妻子吃剩的咸肉味，就破窗而入。这头猪把它们吓跑了，让我们免于一死！”
“啊，它就是这样失去一条腿的，是吗？”
“不是的，”农民说。“这是一只好猪，不是吗？你总不能一次就把它吃掉吧。”
（作者佚名，译自《幽默一天》）
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You Can't Eat Him All At Once
This guy is out in the country, and he sees a farmer with a three-legged pig. He asks the farmer what happened.
"Well, once there was a huge lightning storm. A bolt struck the house, which caught on fire. The pig goes down to the lake, gets water, puts out the fire, and saves us all," explains the farmer.
"Wow! So that's how he lost his leg?"
"No, sir. One morning a pack of grizzlies smelled some bacon my wife left out and started breaking through our windows. The pig scared them off and saved us all from certain death!"
"Ah, so that's how he lost his leg?"
"Nope," says the farmer. "But a pig that good? You can't eat him all at once."
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