律师的牢骚（双语）

律师的牢骚

陈荣生   译

（画作欣赏——杨争庆画/湛江）

一个人打电话到一律师事务所，说：“我想跟我的律师谈谈。”

前台接待说：“对不起，你的律师上周去世了。”

第二天，这个人又打电话到该律师事务所，说：“我想跟我的律师谈谈。”

前台接待再次说：“对不起，你的律师上周去世了。”

第三天，这个人再次例行公事地打电话到该律师事务所，说：“我想跟我的律师谈谈。”

“先生，对不起，”前台接待说，“这是我第三次告诉你，你的律师上周去世了。你为什么还要一直打电话来呢？”

这个人回答：“因为我喜欢听这话！”

（作者佚名，译自《幽默一天》）

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Lawyer Croaks

A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

"Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"